Hello all you wonderful contributors and horrendous parasites who enjoy my blog without donating to the cause. as you can see the mustache is progressing nicely. I've been lazy with the shaving this week so I've got a little bit of a Chicano "Dexter" going on right now. Fortunately for the greater Phoenix area, the only thing I kill is stereotypes.
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| Masputo |
Seriously though, there have been some awesome donations to my Movember cause. I am utterly speechless about this amazing generosity that has put me at over $100 in donations, but cancer is an expensive bastard dedicated to consuming resources and attempting to destroy everything in it's path. That's why I still need your help. Anyone who hasn't donated especially, please click the link
http://us.movember.com/mospace/1020992/ and donate whatever you can. I don't care if it's a buck, every little bit helps. Here's an unsolicited, unverified statistic I heard a while ago. Every man, if he lives long enough, will eventually contract prostate cancer. Pretty lame right? Well it's a good thing I just made that up. But seriously, it's something like 17% of American men will contract prostate cancer, and that's damn near 1 in 5. I don't want this to turn in to a beg letter, so I'll stop right here and just finish by saying are you watching "The Walking Dead" yet? Because if you're not WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?!?!
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| If you watched this show, you'd know what was going on and why it's fucked up. |
On a completely unrelated note, it's basketball season again so you know what that means. Greg Oden is out with a knee injury. If you don't know who Greg Oden is, suffice to say he's the unluckiest millionaire I've ever heard of. He was drafted #1 overall by the Portland Trailblazers a few years ago and has played a grand total of 81 games in the NBA. A full season is 82 games. He has had microfracture surgery on one knee, a broken patella on the other and just found out he kneeds (get it?) microfracture surgery on the same knee he just healed from a broken patella.
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| Pictured: millions of wasted dollars, and Greg Oden |
At this point you would think that knee injuries are part of his bonus structure. The poor bastard has worse knees than a guy who owes the mafia money and couldn't pay. The only other time I've seen knees get that worn out in so few years was on a porn star. Is that enough bad knee jokes yet? One more? If Haile Gebrselassie had knees like Greg Oden during the New York marathon, not only would he not have finished, he would have exploded. If you didn't get that last one look it up. I can't do all the work for you.
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| This is the only hint you get. |
Don't feel too bad for him though, he's making more money than anyone you know. He's basically getting paid to rehab at this point, and he's getting paid well.
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| Where Greg Oden sleeps |
I'm gonna cut this one short because I have a plan for a special edition blog tomorrow. I will be BUI while watching Strikeforce Challengers, enjoying a few beers and sharing my thoughts on the fights as well as previewing the upcoming UFC 123 event on Saturday. Be ready for some poorly written, enthusiastic ranting that will probably only make sense to me, but will still be trying to hard to be funny. I guess it won't be that different from any other blog I post. See you tomorrow!
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