Woe be to the Lobos

So, my Alma Mater is a giant piece of crap on the football field.  For some reason a couple of years ago they decided to hire a no name defensive coordinator from a 3rd rate Big Ten team.  That man's name was Mike Locksley.

Pictured: Failure

Since this tremendous douche came on board at UNM, they are an abysmal 1-17.  That's right, they've lost 17 of 18 games and most recently lost to in state rival NMSU, widely regarded as another of the worst schools in the nation.  In addition to this, he hit one of his assistant coaches and was accused of sexual harassment by his secretary BEFORE HIS FIRST GAME!  What the hell is wrong with the athletic department that they not only let this tard run the program after that, but when he went 1-11 they invited him back for another run at making the school look bad.  They could have fired him with cause and not had to pay him a dime!

I'm pretty sure this Locksley would have done a better coaching job.

I'm firmly convinced that if UNM doesn't fire the bumbling moron before the end of the season, they will have fundamentally ruined their football program for at least the next 5 years.  This year is a lost cause, and if they wait to hire a new coach until after the season, they will lose all credibility with recruits.  Therefore you are stuck with whatever this guy was able to get to commit at least until next recruiting season.  That's next season shot (3) and the following will be dedicated to getting everyone on board with the new system, and still stuck with middling people (4) so by waiting, we will end up starting to be respectable again sometime around 2015.  Way to go UNM athletic department, and bang up job Mike Locksley.

So, completely unrelated, one of my favorite new shows is really really depressing.  Basically, so far the moral of the story of Rubicon is that no matter how much you know or how hard you work, if you're not one of the people in power, you can't do shit to change things.

If anyone but me watched, they would realize this was strangely appropriate given the last episode.

I just finished watching the newest episode, and damn it if the finale isn't next week.  How the hell does that happen?  I went to the grocery store today, and they had an entire end cap dedicated to Thanksgiving baking.  Target has their Christmas stuff right next to the Halloween candy.  This time of year is fucked up!  It always moves too fast as it is, do we really need to cram everything together so that we're expected to buy everything all at once?  It's bad enough that all my fucking annual and bi-annual bills come due in October, now I have to start thinking about Christmas shopping and my wife's birthday and shit?  That's month's away.

Can I just say God bless you, you wonderful retards who make Jackass.  I am way too old to enjoy watching guys who are even older than me hitting each other in the nuts for an hour and a half, but damn it, I can't wait for Jackass 3-D.

Nothing about this picture isn't funny