Hello Blogophere

So, this is my first foray into the world of blogging and as the title of this thing might imply, I mostly intend to use this to bitch about just about everything you can imagine. If something seems charmingly anachronistic, I assure you it's only because my apathy is so great that most pop culture bullshit stays off my radar for a surprisingly long time. I credit Joel McHale and "The Soup" for just about any understanding I may have about the world around me. I find that for the most part this is for the better. Often times it takes me more than a half an hour to watch that show just because I'm so busy yelling at the screen about whatever brain dead retard is on Jersey Shore or Toddlers in Tiaras that I miss the joke. This won't just be rage about what I hate, although that could be my topic for years. I also intend to share my rage about the things I actually do like either selling out or not being recognized for their greatness. I kid about the selling out part, because as anyone who knows me could tell you I'd be the first one to sell out given the opportunity. As a salesperson, I'm more than willing to hawk the vendor who is currently giving me the best shit. I'm totally for sale, so why would I begrudge my favorite artists the same opportunity? Artistic integrity? Poppycock. Anyone who says they wouldn't sell out because they're in it for the art never had to starve for their art. Even DaVinci had fucking sponsors.

I just realized that's like the longest run on paragraph ever, but another thing you should beware of is the fact that I'm typing this on an iPad (buy Lenovo) so trying to control my grammar settings is a pain in the ass. If you don't like it tough shit. Or buy me a notebook. I'm too cheap to do that and would, quite frankly, rather have you suffer than me spend money. Seriously, I would. Ask anyone who knows me. I'm just that cheap. I'm so cheap I only eat fast food when I have a coupon. I'm so cheap I got married for the rice. I'm so cheap my sister got me a money clip with a Yiddish saying on it, and we aren't Jewish. I hope this gives you a sample of the simmering rage lurking behind blue eyes. Or in my case brown. I'll do my best to update this at least weekly, more if something is really pissing me off. Also, check out my wife's blog, it's much more positive than this, and better laid out, and it has more pictures. But she's the artist, I'm just the angry kid who lives with her. Http://www.stonepapermetal.bloodspot.com

That's troubling. Instead of bloodspot, my iPad put in bloodspot. Beware the impending machine uprising and check out my wife's blog here http://www.stonepapermetal.blogspot.com enjoy!

TOODLES!!